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You'll never take me, Easton!

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You put me in jail, I'll just escape!

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Escape this, Manetti.

4
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Dude, didn't he flip a
car in the last episode?

5
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He flips a car in every episode.

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"Hey, bus full of grade
schoolers, learn this."

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Hey, come on you two, you're
supposed to be working.

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We're on our lunch break.

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Uh yeah, what he said.

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Yeah, it really looks like
you're eating up a storm there.

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Come on, let's go.

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Yeah, yeah, we're going.

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Wait, look.

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Only once every thousand
years does an eating challenge

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appear with the ability
to blow everyone away.

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The Eggscellent Challenge
is that challenge.

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Twelve eggs, chili, cheese,
biscuits and a fruit bowl.

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Finish in under an hour and
your party eats for free.

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And you win this hat that
says "I'm Eggscellent" on it.

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That's right,

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finish the omelet and get the
coolest hat ever invented for free.

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Many have tried, none have succeeded,

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could you be the first to slay
the dragon and be eggscellent.

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Dude, we have to win that hat.

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Yeah, right.

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Dude, did you see the
size of that omelet?

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No one will ever win that hat.

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Aw come on!

29
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Did you see how awesome that hat was?

30
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It was a net hat.

31
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Dude, those aren't even cool anymore.

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Yes they are! Truckers
wear them all the time.

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It's got air holes in the back to keep
a cross breeze going and everything.

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Alright, fine it's cool.

35
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But seriously a twelve egg omelet,

36
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why don't you just buy the hat?

37
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That doesn't make a cool story.

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Hey, where'd you get
that hat? I bought it.

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Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it?

40
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Oh it doesn't matter cause I
just payed for it with money!

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Plus why would you buy it anyway
when you can get it for free?

42
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Yeah but the omelet
probably costs more than...

43
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Dude forget it!

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You wanna order a
measly two egg breakfast,

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that's fine by me.

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But when you finish
and you're still hungry,

47
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don't come crying to me
cause I ain't sharin'.

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- Yeah but...
- Shubaboo!

49
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- But...
- Sleepypoo!

50
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Alright, fine. We'll go
to that stupid restaurant,

51
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I hate it when you talk like that.

52
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Maybe we.

53
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Have you decided?

54
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Uh I'll take the Eggs
Benedict and an orange juice.

55
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And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge.

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I wouldn't recommend the
Eggscellent Challenge,

57
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it's more of a promotional item.

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Yeah, and it's the only
reason we're here so...

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- Sir, i-it's really just...
- OK hold on, hold on.

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I'm confused.

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- I'm the customer right?
- Well, yes.

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What does the sign say over there?

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The customer is always right.

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- And what am I?
- The customer.

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- And the sign?
- Sir, please.

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Say it.

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The customer is always right.

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- What would you like sir?
- Bring me the omelette.

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Dude, you're allergic to eggs?!

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I thought if I ate really
fast, maybe I wouldn't notice.

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I just really wanted that hat.

72
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Did I win it?

73
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Dude, you didn't even come close.

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Mordecai, promise me
that whatever happens,

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you'll get me that hat.

76
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- What?
- Please,

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just promise you'll get the hat for me.

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Okay, I promise.

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You're a good friend.

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Rigby? RIGBY!?

81
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WAKE UP!

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Get back! Punch it, we're losing him!

83
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Your friend Rigby is in a coma

84
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because of an allergic reaction
his body had to the eggs.

85
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Unfortunately, due to the large
quantity of eggs that he consumed,

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there's a strong chance that
he may never wake up again.

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Is there anything we can do?

88
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All we can do is wait. I'm sorry.

89
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Well, I hope you've learned
something from all of this.

90
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What?

91
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Maybe if you've been working
like you were supposed to,

92
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none of this would've happened.

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Mordecai, what are you doing?!

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What's your problem?!

95
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This has nothing to do with work!

96
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He just wanted the hat!

97
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And look where it got him!

98
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Your friend over there is only
going to get you into trouble!

99
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Right, take advice from
Benson about friends,

100
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since you've got soooo many of 'em.

101
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- I have friends.
- No, you don't.

102
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Everyone only hangs out with
you because you're our boss!

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Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat.

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He doesn't deserve to be
in a coma because of it.

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Where are you going?!

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Back to the restaurant.

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Why?!

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Because I made a promise to
Rigby and I'm gonna keep it.

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That's what friends do for each other.

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Awkward.

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What do you mean it's not for sale?!

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I mean it's not for sale.

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Look, my friend really wanted this hat,

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and now he's in a coma from
trying to finish your challenge.

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Come on, you've got to be
able to make an acception.

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Sir, I'm sorry about
your friend. Really, I am,

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but I can't just sell you the hat.

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It's out of my control.

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Then give me the omelette.

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Sir, please don't.

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Give me the omelette.

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Go!

123
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Time is up, sir.

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Sell me the hat.

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I'm sorry sir. The hat is not for sale.

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Forget this place.

127
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I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it.

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What are you doing here?

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Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier.

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It was a stupid thing to
say, and I didn't mean it.

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Yeah.

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You know, there might
be a way to win that hat.

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What? What are you talking about?

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Tell him Skips.

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A long time ago, I knew a guy
by the name of Jonathan Kimble.

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He used to work in park
and just like Rigby,

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he was obsessed with the hat.

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His drive for the hat was relentless.

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Breakfast Lunch, Dinner.

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The omelet was the only
thing he would ever eat.

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He kept a journal, and kept tracking
every advantage he could find

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that would help him on
his quest for the hat.

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One day, he was really excited.

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He just kept saying, "I figured
it out! I figured it out!"

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He left to attempt it,
but he never came back.

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So, what happened?

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I don't know.

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What do you mean? Didn't
you go to the restaurant?

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None of us did.

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He failed so many times,

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none of us thought he would ever do it.

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Why are you guys telling me all this?

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Because, we got his notebook
out of his old locker.

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It looks like he figured
out how to finish the omelet.

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If you're willing to take the risk,

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you could win the hat for Rigby.

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Let's do this.

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This isn't gonna be easy.

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Just stick to the
training. You can do it.

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Hey Benson, sorry about
what I said before.

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Even though you're a
jerk most of the time,

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you're still a good friend.

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Just get in there and win
that stupid hat for Rigby.

164
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Good morning sir. Are
you ready to order?

165
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The Eggscellent challenge please.

166
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Sir, while I am contractually bound

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by the laws of this restaurant
to bring you the omelet,

168
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I highly suggest
ordering something else.

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Bring me the omelet.

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- Good luck.
- Thanks.

171
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No, don't.

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Let him finish.

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Step aside.

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Why don't you make us bro?

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Keep them away from Mordecai!

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Sorry, sir, time is... up?

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Oh, no.

178
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We were only trying to help!

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What?

180
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What the...?

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Where am I?

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You have made it to the final
test of the Eggscellent Challenge.

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Choose your prize, but take heed,

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for if you choose
incorrectly, you will die.

185
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Jonathan Kimble...

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How am I gonna choose? Which one is it?

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It was a net hat. Truckers
wear them all the time.

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It's got air holes in the back to keep
a cross breeze going and everything!

189
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,409
That looks like the hat of a trucker.

190
00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:08,549
Your choice... is eggscellent!

191
00:10:20,609 --> 00:10:22,539
You won the hat for me.

192
00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:25,359
Yeah man, but I couldn't have
done it without some help.

193
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Thanks guys.

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00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:28,369
LOOK!

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- Do you like steak?
- Yeah!

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Well then come on down
to the Steak Universe.

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If you and a friend can finish

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our 96 ounce steak and
eggs in under an hour,

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we'll give you 2 free t-shirts
that say 'Raise the Steaks'.

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RAISE THE STEAKS! Free.

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00:10:45,909 --> 00:10:47,629
So remember, when you need steak,

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come on down to the Steak Universe.

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Dude, I'll eat the steak
if you eat the eggs.

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Do you think if we take that hat
off him, he'll go back into a coma?

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Only one way to find out.

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No!